Conversation with my husband, over freshly washed fabric.
Me: So, tell me which one of these you want to have for your pajama pants this Christmas.
Him: Wait, are we all getting pants?
Me: Yes, we’re all getting matching Christmas PJs, and we’re all going to wear them at the same time and be happy. But you get to pick which fabric you like for yours.
Him: Pants, or pants and shirt?
Me: Do you want the top, or just the pants?
Him: I think I’ll be OK with just the pants.
Him: I like this one. (holds up folded, pre-washed fabric)
Me: Are you sure? You don’t want the flannel version? Because it comes in flannel, too.
Him: No, this one.
Me: Really? Because they’re for Christmas.
Him: This one. I don’t need more flannel. All my other pajama pants are flannel, and I need some I can wear the rest of the year.
Me: But they have the Grinch all over them.
Him: I don’t understand your point.
Stay tuned, y’all. Holiday sewing is about to commence.