About a year ago, I gave in and joined Pinterest. I had resisted, since everyone else was doing it. But then I joined and it was love and magic and stuff. I have so far successfully avoided Instagram, certain I would never give in. But then I got a new phone, and suddenly Instagram downloaded itself. Without me doing anything at all! Weird. After a few weeks of having NO CLUE how to even work the dern thing, this is the first photo I have ever taken or posted (the art here is that I’m doing a near-perfect Runaway Bride impression IN THE CAR–it’s as though both hipsters AND Instagram were invented for the sole purpose of me showing off my skillful D-list celebrity impressions).
I thought I didn’t want to be on Instagram because everyone else was using it–but then it turns out, that’s where all my friends are. Wouldn’t ya know. And when I saw them all having conversations away from my beloved Twitter, it was basically like they were eating lunch at a new table or something.
So, here I am. I am Whipstitchier, because someone else was already Whipstitch. Whatevs. Come on over and stuff, if you want. Could be fun. Hipsters.